At the store

La magazin:

Me: Bună ziua, aş vrea patru doze de Heineken şi un Kent lung.

Saleslady: Dar ce faci cu atâta bere ?

Inner me:

Analyzing possible uses for "beer" ....

This may take a while ....

Found : 13 possible uses for "beer" (33 milliseconds)

1. take a bath in it

2. put out a fire

3. marinate meat

4. polish pots

5. shampoo hair

6. loosen rusty bolts

7. steam clams or mussels

8. boil shrimp

9. kill slugs

10. drink it

11. cure insomnia

12. catch mice

13. pass a kidney stone

Choosing most relevant answer ....

Found:

1. drink it

Initializing " I can't believe you just asked me that" face ...

Answering  ....

Me: Cred că am s-o beau  -_-

Cam atat :)
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Peace out \\// and have fun ! Enjoy life ! :)
Şi nu uitaţi că vă iubesc pe toţi la fel. Adică foarte mult !
Live long and prosper \\\//